Sunday, July 3, 2016


More from the heart of American idiocy...I can't make stuff up that is this funny!

A Tennessee woman suffered critical injuries after she was stabbed during an argument over Rotel dip and crashed her car while trying to get to a hospital, Memphis police said.

Memphis police responded to a report of the car crash around 10:30 p.m. Saturday.

Officers said the 35-year-old victim was with a woman, 41, and a man, 42, when she wasted some Rotel dip. The 41-year-old woman got upset and the man handed her a knife.

She then stabbed the 35-year-old woman as they argued, according to police.

The victim was taken to Methodist University, where she is undergoing surgery.

Both suspects were taken into custody. Neither were identified and no charges were immediately filed.

(My favorite part!!) The investigation into the stabbing is ongoing.

Get Columbo on this one! 

Pull everyone else from every active case until the Cheese Dip Caper gets closed!

Now I will grant you that Rotel dip, made with Velveeta artificial cheese-like substance is all at once creamy, delicious and artery clogging...

...But do you think that maybe stabbing someone for wasting it, could possibly be construed as excessive?

After all, it's not like she double-dipped a chip!


  1. Have you seen the viral video of the brawl at the Mexican restaurant over the wrong salsa? It's high entertainment, really...

  2. There's one thing VERY CONSPICUOUSLY missing from the story reported here!!

    What were the races of the people involved???

    By any slim chance could one or more of the people involved in this story have been... BLACK?

    Not that there's anything wrong with that (being Black, I mean) but 70-IQ people in a 100-IQ world seem to get more newspaper print than the "average" people do.

    [It's time we stop pretending we don't see the elephant in the room. This country will never improve until we kick Political Correctness in the ass and right out the phuqin' door!!!]


    ~ D-FensDogG
    'Loyal American Underground'

  3. I was being facetious, OBVIOUSLY!

    There isn't really an elephant in the room.

    ...And the emperor is wearing a fine suit of clothes.

    ~ D-FensDogG

    1. Odd..I published your first comment but could not see it last night.

      Maybe they get more print because higher IQ people tend not to throw down over Velveeta dip (or even eat Velveeta, for that matter).

    2. Ha!
      Yeah, and studies show that Velveeta kills brain cells. So, they gotta have few to start with and then... well, it just gets worse.

      ~ D-FensDogG