Sunday, July 3, 2016
CUT THE CHEESE
More from the heart of American idiocy...I can't make stuff up that is this funny!
A Tennessee woman suffered critical injuries after she was stabbed during an argument over Rotel dip and crashed her car while trying to get to a hospital, Memphis police said.
Memphis police responded to a report of the car crash around 10:30 p.m. Saturday.
Officers said the 35-year-old victim was with a woman, 41, and a man, 42, when she wasted some Rotel dip. The 41-year-old woman got upset and the man handed her a knife.
She then stabbed the 35-year-old woman as they argued, according to police.
The victim was taken to Methodist University, where she is undergoing surgery.
Both suspects were taken into custody. Neither were identified and no charges were immediately filed.
(My favorite part!!) The investigation into the stabbing is ongoing.
Get Columbo on this one!
Pull everyone else from every active case until the Cheese Dip Caper gets closed!
Now I will grant you that Rotel dip, made with Velveeta artificial cheese-like substance is all at once creamy, delicious and artery clogging...
...But do you think that maybe stabbing someone for wasting it, could possibly be construed as excessive?
After all, it's not like she double-dipped a chip!