After all, some hallmarks of American culture need to keep up their standards!
Oh right, I hear one of the dancers said she felt "less than human" during the risque display. The dancer in question was dressed as a stuffed animal, and felt that because she was a "little person" this was offensive. That did not stop her from cashing the check, I'll bet.
Okay, so Miley is celebrating her sexual awakening by dressing in slinky outfits and sticking her butt up in the air.
Haven't you already seen all this in Madonna videos a couple of decades ago?
Heck, unless you're Liam Hemsworth, how does it even affect you?
Liam got a tattoo in tandem with Miley that quoted Theodore Roosevelt, the quote starting on his arm and finishing on hers.
Now he has to either have the tattoo removed or answer questions about it for the rest of his life.
And isn't the real issue here Miley's butchering of the English language?
I may be beating our friend Jenny of Missed Periods And Other Grammar Scares to the punch here, but there is a line in her song "Get It Right" that needs a little bit of red ink on the lyric sheet.
I've been laying in this bed all night long
Don't you think it's time to get it on
Well, Miley, I think you mean you've been lying, not laying.