Tuesday, June 25, 2013

ARE AMERICANS TOO DUMB TO LIVE? EPISODE ONE

Beginning a new series of random posts that provide evidence to support the notion that America really is as dumb as it appears to be.

For example, take a look at the following photo:


Why do you suppose Federal Express felt the need to specify that the truck provided "ground" transportation?

Does Federal Express own ships? Do you think they say "water" on them?

Do you think that their planes say "Air" on the sides?

What about when the planes are on the runway? 

Aren't they actually "ground" at that point in time?

I'm just sayin'




6 comments:

  1. Hahahaha. I have nothing profound to offer on this post. Federal Express has a firm grasp on the obvious. Booya!

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    1. There will be more, Robin. I have not yet begun to plumb the depths of our stupidity!

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  2. Valid point.

    And is Federal Express a government operation, like the Federal Reserve is?

    I'm just sayin'.

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

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    1. Stephen-

      I can guarantee that Federal Express is EVERY BIT as much a government operation as both the Federal Reserve, and Federal Pretzels in Philadelphia.

      Of the three, Federal Pretzels are the most critical to the future of America.

      LC

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  3. I love to laugh at stupidity. Looks like I've come to the right place! (It's thanks to Robin - her Thurs dedication post- that I'm here.)

    Cheers.
    xoRobyn

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    1. Robyn-there's an awful lot of stupidy to laugh at in our country....

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