ARE AMERICANS TOO DUMB TO LIVE? EPISODE TWO

This one has had me shaking my head since I was a yewt...

With the exception of very small children who probably could not read the label anyway, doesn't everyone already know this one?

Let's see....this machine is making a lot of noise and that sharp thing that CUTS THE GRASS INTO SHREDS is spinning really fast.

Maybe I'll keep my hands out of there...seems like it might be prudent..

In fact, don't we really want anyone who just can't assume that it's a bad idea to put your hand into the running lawn mower out of the gene pool?