Who wants to tell the geniuses in Seattle that their "Spring Spheres" are actually "Spring ovoids"?
Hopefully, parents in Selbyville, Delaware, will start voting with their wallets. Stop giving money to the school. Enroll your children in activities that are outside of the school.
And for God’s sake, make sure those kids have black jelly beans! You can never have enough Brach’s black jelly beans!